My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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