everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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