i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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