Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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