ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
