plz talk dirty to me
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
