i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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