so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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