Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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