Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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