Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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