If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If I die, sorry about rent.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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