i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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