idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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