It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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