She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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