i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
