You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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