What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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