I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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