: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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