I am puke
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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