I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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