Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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