She's JV to your varsity
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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