I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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