This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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