Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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