pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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