Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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