Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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