i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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