It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
