susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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