she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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