I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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