What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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