On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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