that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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