It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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