Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
smell my finger.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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