let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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