i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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