i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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