just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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