Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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