I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
not ubering you a puppy
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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