I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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