I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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