God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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