I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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