Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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