Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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