I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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